"It's either immediately understood or can not be explained."

Henry Edward Fool

Emma Moonsinger

Darryl Mockridge
THE RECIDIVIST: The Never-Ending Trials of Henry Edward Fool


I was thinking out loud, delineating my most highly developed natural skills for my poor forbearing wife,
and I realized that none of them is what you would call a ‘marketable’ skill.

Briefly, I can;
using an apple, knock another apple off a tree from thirty paces,
recognize people I know or have met from the back of their heads, on the street;
recognize facial characteristics of people my wife and I both know, in people we don’t know, typically of
another race,
detect, within forty seconds, the moment at which a dog will choose to evacuate his bowels,
AND my wife tells me that I do a remarkably convincing imitation of a drunk.

I had to admit to her—as I believe I’ve already admitted to you—that none of these skills individually is
very impressive—anyone might possess one of them, or even a couple, and go unnoticed through life—
but, the unique combination of all of these skills certainly says something about me.
Buy this booklet for someone you know
who is far too intelligent to continue
nursing such a stupid habit
"Smoking is largely a mindless activity. The answer
to mindlessness is CONSCIOUS THOUGHT-- you
know, actually thinking about what you are doing."
--------------------------.                   Darryl Mockridge
for My Credentials on the matter of Quitting

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